I used to tell jokes about Internet-enabled lightbulbs. I can't tell jokes about it anymore - there already is an Internet-connected lightbulb. 

Vint Cerf

I have always thought beach weddings are beautiful. A sunset ceremony with a beautiful sky, white drapes and fire lanterns. 

Ricky Whittle

Practice does not make perfect. Only perfect practice makes perfect. 

Vince Lombardi

I have little holiday today) 300 days had passed, 300 patterns was born, 10 of them became a part of awesome commercial projects, around 150 are going to be printed on different creative products and will be sold. Damn, proud of myself!

For beautiful eyes, look for the good in others; for beautiful lips, speak only words of kindness; and for poise, walk with the knowledge that you are never alone. 

Audrey Hepburn

Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud. 

Maya Angelou

No man ever steps in the same river twice, for it's not the same river and he's not the same man.

Heraclitus

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 

Steve Martin

Flowers always make people better, happier, and more helpful; they are sunshine, food and medicine for the soul. 

Luther Burbank

Life is good when we think it's good. Life is bad when we don't think. 

Douglas Horton

Be thou the rainbow in the storms of life. The evening beam that smiles the clouds away, and tints tomorrow with prophetic ray. 

Lord Byron

The early bird may get the worm, but its the second mouse that gets the cheese. 

Jeremy Paxman

Candy is my fuel. Ice cream, too.
Jane Smiley

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart. 

Helen Keller

I have found that if you love life, life will love you back. 

Arthur Rubinstein

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. 

Lana Turner

Summer is the annual permission slip to be lazy. To do nothing and have it count for something. To lie in the grass and count the stars. To sit on a branch and study the clouds. 

Regina Brett

Find a place inside where there's joy, and the joy will burn out the pain. 

Joseph Campbell

The best preparation for tomorrow is doing your best today. 

H. Jackson Brown, Jr.